A special note from the Floating Head...

When people realize that I am just a floating head, I get asked all kinds of questions. What is it like to have no body? Do you actually live in the top hat? Do you get hungry and eat? If so, where does the food go? Do you wear boxers or briefs? What political party do you support? Did you get your job working for Mr. Richards through a head hunter? Do you work out? Does lettuce offend you? What is the story with you and Jennifer Lopez?

The truth is, I am sick of answering these questions and being constantly followed by the paparazzi. Please stop bothering me! I saw what you did with “Thing” from the Adams Family and “Fish Heads” from the famous Eat Them Up...Yum ballad. I am just your average floating head, trying to make a living with the talent that God has given me. You’ve taken enough pictures, so please leave me and Jennifer alone.

Disclaimer: Brian Richards Magic & Comedy is not responsible for the messages communicated by the Floating Head. The Floating Head is not affiliated with The Body Shop, Joe Boxer, the Democratic Party, Monster.com, Bally's Total Fitness, the National Leafy Green Equal Rights Protection Society, Jennifer Lopez, Kodak Imaging Products, Hands Across America, Sony Pictures, and Tom. Any similarities between the Floating Head and other products are purely coincidental, trust us on this one. Should the Floating Head be discovered and/or caught, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of the Floating Head or its actions. The Floating Head appears courtesy of Bring Out Your Dead Productions and exclusively uses Clairol Herbal Essences hair products.